Monday, 28 May, 2007

special offer: armored hotel rooms

NUEVO LEON, MEXICO, as the wave of violence between the government and the drug cartels
continues to increase, highway hotels nearby Monterrey are starting to offer armored rooms to accommodate their guests. Along with the cheap bulletproof rooms, six-packs of beer at 4o pesos (3.50 us) should seal the deal. Guests may tune into the hertz waves, in their safely isolated rooms, pop open a couple of cold ones, and watch the recent drug related executions in the news as if they were in a virtual reality box.

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