special offer: armored hotel rooms

NUEVO LEON, MEXICO, as the wave of violence between the government and the drug cartels
continues to increase, highway hotels nearby Monterrey are starting to offer armored rooms to accommodate their guests. Along with the cheap bulletproof rooms, six-packs of beer at 4o pesos (3.50 us) should seal the deal. Guests may tune into the hertz waves, in their safely isolated rooms, pop open a couple of cold ones, and watch the recent drug related executions in the news as if they were in a virtual reality box.

Cop on spacebrownies badtrips and calls 911 for help

Edward Sanchez, a Michigan state rookie cop, calls 911 after he and his wife overdosed on a couple of spacecakes (marijuana laced chocolate brownies), that Sanchez had seized from a street dealer. Apparently collective paranoia quickly sunk after Edward convinced her wife to add the weed into the magic mix. Quote " We made brownies and i think we are dead, i really do". Sanchez swore the force that he would never take narcotics again, and that he had learned his lesson "really good". State police did not present charges, but Sanchez did resign.

We can only say the obvious: marijuana is not for police officers, which are a sort of antispirit, so logically the Ganja counterattacks, sweetly dazing and confusing.

Ghostly Images

real ghosts. compiled by parapsychologist Daniel Rodriguez, Coventry University.

N´kizi: the telepathic parrot

This famous bird has appeared in a number of magazines and media shows -Rupert Sheldrake, the fringe wizard biologist from Cambridge, performed double-blind tests where N´kizi demonstrated an uncanny ability to tap into her owner and friend Amiee´s mind. The experiment's data has a 1 in a 1,000,000 chance of happening randomly. For more on the N´kizi's project log onto www.sheldrake.org/nkizi/.

Here is a brief description of N'tizi's flabbergasting qualities......

N'kisi is a captive bred, hand raised Congo African Gray Parrot. He is 4-1/2 years old, and his species has a life span similar to humans. He has received teaching in the use of language for 4 years. He is now one of the world's top "language-using" animals, with an apparent understanding and appropriate usage of over 900 words. Aimee intuitively taught N'kisi as one would a child, by explaining things to him in context. (This goes beyond typical interactions with a "pet", involving many hours per day of teaching and conversations.) He is treated as a member of the family. N'kisi was not trained like a performing animal, and does not just mimic or use speech "on cue". Instead, he has been allowed to develop his own creative relationship to language as a means of self-expression. N'kisi speaks in sentences, showing a grasp of grammar in formulating his own original expressions. He is capable of actual conversations. He often initiates comments about what we are doing, feeling, looking at, thinking, etc, which is how we discovered his ability to read minds. N'kisi often demonstrates telepathy in spontaneous situations, and also communicates love, compassion, and a keen sense of humor. Language-using animals are like "animal ambassadors" helping to bridge the worlds of other species with our own. In the wild, parrots live in large flocks with complex social interactions, which have yet to be studied.

alien life of the antartic (marine cradle of life)

erenna specimen with red fluorescing tentillas
munnopsis sea-spider


serolid isopod

cheezwiz friends: White Vision & Winkie

These two superstar pigeons are responsible for saving more than 20 lives, in addition they have been awarded different insignias by the British Royal Air Force. Their accolades include: The Dickin Medal, awarded 1943 to Winkie (first pigeon to be awarded the medal; flew 120 miles from a crashed bomber to deliver a SOS) and in 1944 to White Vision (White Vision flew 60 miles against the gale force wind with visibility down to about zero to deliver a message that saved 11 lives). Members of the Pigeon Roll of Honour and the Meritous Performance List. In 1943 the rescued crew of the Beaufort bomber held a dinner for Winkie, who basked in her cage as she was toasted by the officers. An upcoming movie, "Valiant", is based on the life and times of Winkie, the Courageous -Rainbow Petrol- Pigeon. Winkie and White Vision, both live-on in the eternity vessel of taxidermy.

Later on cheez-wiz we will analyze the mysterious sense that enables pigeons to travel hundreds of miles, in night and day, deprived of regular vision or smell, with trampled magnetic fields or sunspot storms, finding always their pigeon-house.

(A clue: Rupert Sheldrake ventures it is a sort of invisible elastic band that connects the pigeon to its house, sort of a quantum entanglement effect such as the one studied by Alain Aspect in his 1981 experiments...)

bj's for votes

Tania Derveaux, a very hot redhead from Belgium who is running to office (Senate), shocked (mocked ) his countries politics (or dollitics) by taking things up a notch and offering to give-out 40,000 blowjobs if she´s elected.

You can apply to receive Mrs. Deveaux´s treats at: http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

there are certain conditions to a happy ending of the service:

"We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes".


"Any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will result in immediate end of service "

cheezwiz house

The cheez-wiz family has teamed-up with the people from domespace to get a new house...
The perfect place in the woods to hold orangedust fueled parties inside a round dome that windows the stars and might set flight anytime.

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Invisible Cloak

this is just a teaser of the future of invisibology

Naked News has new anchor

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After a long casting day in New York, Holly Eglinton, 31, from Vancouver, was finally elected as the new anchor of Naked News.

83 year old woman forced to smoke crack by caretaker

NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (AP)— A woman forced an 83-year-old housemate to smoke crack cocaine so she could steal personal information to get a credit card and run up more than $3,000 in charges, authorities said.

Pasco County sheriff's investigators accused Theresa M. Stanley-Morgan, 41, of getting the older woman to smoke the drug at least twice to make it easier to exploit her financially.

Stanley-Morgan was arrested April 28. She admitted to investigators that she used Shirley Hathaway's name, birth date and Social Security number to open the account, a sheriff's report said.

Hathaway and a witness told investigators that Stanley-Morgan forced Hathaway to smoke a lit crack pipe, the report said.

Stanley-Morgan was in jail Monday on $23,000 bail, charged with criminal use of personal identification, use of another person's ID without permission and retail theft, according to jail records. Records did not indicate if she had a lawyer.

The sheriff's office said more charges were pending and asked the court not to reduce her bail.

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The question is: will Hathaway now hangout with the ghosts of the Black Panthers and chase, day and night, former CIA agents?
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feeling supernova

In times of danger, pornography, and esperanza:
the brightest supernova ever, appears

Jack Nicholson heads Earth´s secret government

Just when u thought that the world was crazy, it gets weirder. A recent occult investigation running around the web, reports that Mr. Nicholson, with his shining smile, is the ruler of the world, the secret entrepreneur in charge of executing a global media plan of world domination. A staff passed by major studio owners and high government officers. He has also been identified as the only powerful druglord in the U.S., explaining the fact that there aren´t any dealers with notoriety, as there are so many in other countries. The allegations claim that he runs a planetary network of drug distribution, particularly cocaine, that has among its members George Bush Senior. His tactics or system is supposedly called Maia, after the Hindu goddess of seduction and illusion.

Jack Nicholson Nicholson was born at Jersey Shore Medical Center in Neptune, New Jersey, he was brought up believing his grandparents John J. Nicholson (a department store window dresser in Asbury Park, New Jersey) and Ethel May Rhoads (a hairdresser and beautician and amateur artist in Neptune, New Jersey) were his parents. Nicholson only discovered that his parents were actually his grandparents and his sister was in fact his mother in 1974 after being informed by a Time Magazine journalist who was doing a feature on him.^[5] By this time both his mother and grandmother had died (in 1963 and 1970, respectively). Nicholson has stated he does not know who his father is, saying "Only Ethel and June knew and they never told anybody". Apparently his father had practiced sacralistic rites, involving sexual alchemy and mind projection and has been linked to Aleister Crowley.

Jack is said to have slept with more than 3,000 woman, including all of the Laker Girls, for it is a requisite for the job.
He is famous for throwing orgiastic parties at his place in Mulholland Drive, where girls, cocaine, l.s.d. and other unknown substances roll freely.
He is perpetually smiling with a cynic grin that clearly reflects that he knows something we don´t.

we will be invisible

A child´s dream: to spy on a girl´s rainlight shower without getting caught. A spies dream... Or a mythic sci-fi hearts desire. Like Iris the messenger of the gods. It seems now that invisibility is a near-future possibility.

Scientists have already created an ‘invisibility cloak’ made out of ‘metamaterial’ (a complex hybrid structure of metal and insulator that makes light move around an object like air flowing over an airplane wing. In a process called refraction, these materials interact with light in such a way that it travels faster through the metamaterial than it does through a vacuum, the famed c in Einstein’s special theory of relativity). Until now, scientists could only make objects appear invisible from far away. Liverpool mathematician Dr Sébastien Guenneau, together with Dr Frédéric Zolla and Professors André Nicolet from the University of Marseille, have proven - using a computer model called GETDP - that objects can also be made to appear invisible from close range when light travels in waves rather than beams. Scientists predict that metamaterials could be of use in military technology, such as in the construction of fighter jets and submarines, but it will be some years before invisibility cloaks can be developed for human beings.

"Using this new computer model we can prove that light can bend around an object under a cloak and is not diffracted by the object. This happens because the metamaterial that makes up the cloak stretches the metrics of space, in a similar way to what heavy planets and stars do for the metrics of space-time in Einstein’s general relativity theory".

“Until now, however, it was not clear whether photons – particles that make up all forms of light – can split and form new waves when the light source is close to the object. If we use ray optic techniques – where light travels in beams - photons break down at close range and the object does not appear invisible. If we study light as it travels in waves however, invisibility is maintained.”

Scientists predict that invisibility will be possible for objects of any shape and size within the next decade.

Of course the distribuition of the metamaterial will be limited to militar elites or unearthly tychoons, at exorbitant prices, and with highroller interests closely guarded. As it is an issue of power, ethics and etherrealization.

Perhaps, even, invisibility shields and cloaks have existed for some time as a part of a bizarre alien technology and we are totally unaware of this invisible hovering control deploys.

http://gizmag.com/go/7186/

Hologram Of Richard Branson

watch a hologram of Richard Branson spinning the CEO blather, the guy from Virgin Galactic in a few years will take jetset tourists into space for a reasonable sum

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Mystic Kryptonite

Again, the stuff of fiction becomes real stuff; this time Superman's nemesis substance, kryptonite has popped into the world of facts: a new mineral matching its unique chemical properties has been found in a mine in Serbia. To some disappointment, the new mineral is neither green nor does it glow in the dark (it does react to ultraviolet light with a pinkish-orange florescence, a sort of cheez-wiz color). Still it may prove useful, as it has boron and lithium:

"Towards the end of my research I searched the web using the mineral's chemical formula - sodium lithium boron silicate hydroxide - and was amazed to discover that same scientific name, written on a case of rock containing kryptonite stolen by Lex Luthor from a museum in the film Superman Returns." Dr. Stanley K

Kryptonite will go under the name jadarite, after Jadar, the serbian mine where it was found.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6584229.stm

It seems jadarite is rather rare. But there is plenty of cheezwiz in the world, enabling us to stop worldsaving megalomaniacs with our alternative pieces of flying cheesestone in quesum lapis philosophorum.

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In other news, Rupert Murdoch announces a juicy ransom will be given to whomever finds King Kong's booger extant in nature. For it seems it has magic properties related to the mythic fountain of youth.